DISQUS

Lucy · 1 year ago

Wooo for Virgin Trains and cheap tickets! Says the girl who loathes Virgin Trains with a passion... Unfortunate, given the circumstances.

Dickie · 1 year ago

There are trains worse than Virgin trains, Lucy. Much worse...

Oh, and Zombiepocalypse. Zombies can't run, whereas robots have lasers, supervolcanoes sound pretty bad, nuclear annihilation stings somewhat and I'll have to put sun cream on all the bloody time if global warming happens much more.

Also, I thought birds flu around anyway?

Dickie · 1 year ago

Oh, and not a liar, just mistaken.

Lucy · 1 year ago

re. Virgin Trains: They may not be bad at turning up when they're meant to, but they smell and make me feel sick and lack leg room (even the swishy new ones that I see they put on for Londoners!). Though admittedly they are also the long-distance trains that I have to use the most often, so am therefore more likely to complain about.

re. apocolypses: Global climate change, probably, so my family and I could say "Told you so!". Or death by asteroid 'cos at least we'd all go at once.

re. bad, bad, bad jokes: Oh dear. Oh dear!

Callan · 1 year ago

I love Virgin trains. They are so fast compared to the South West Train around where I live.

I'd go with supervolcano. Always liked cold weather. Hmm.

J · 1 year ago

RSS = Broken????

And zombies, you can fight zombies. Preferably slow moving dawn of the dead zombies that you can shoot one at a time, rather than 28 days later crazy running zombies.

I cannot fight off robots, or asteroids, or viruses and my nuclear bunker will not be finished for a few years.

J

aiusepsi · 1 year ago

RSS should be un-broken now, I've unhacked the change I made.

If it still doesn't work, unsubscribe and subcribing again should fix it.

J · 1 year ago

RSS = fixed

J · 1 year ago

Oh and a slap is due for the bird 'flu' joke.

Smaran · 1 year ago

Robopocalypse.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai